Bail me out!!

The main difference in the UAW and us homely carpenters is we don't whine loud enough. Hell, im not sure there is a cabinet makers union, not that im proposing anything so lovely.

So now you all own stock in GM. Maybe I can sell my stock and use it to put a down payment on a sweet plastic car seein' as they won't be making those anymore. Now, people are more likely to buy Ford because it seems they know more about money management than GM. Strange, cause they haven't made anything decent since the 93 Taurus wagon. I loved the very back hide-a-seat that faced backwards. Ya, I was there.

Yes, Ford is more popular than Chevy. Note to all those with the 'Calvin urinating on the Ford insignia' sticker. The poll says that 57% of Americans would buy Ford over GM or Chrysler. The folks are bent cause their hard earned pyramid money is going to the UAW now. Americans are attached to their money. I wonder how AIG is doing. Are you buying?? I will hate Ford till they put that shoebox back into production.

So my proposal is this: I get tired at work. I get up at 530 (am) on most days and get after it making as much sawdust as possible. Oh, and the stuff I make, people actually buy. That's right. I actually need customers to keep the doors open. We don't get subsidies from the government to send our cabinets to parking lots with acres and acres of other cabinets from other cabinet shops for people to see. To see.

Proposal: I get tired. Around lunch time I eat some food and go back to making my wooden boxes to go in another larger wooden box for the people to live up on the hill. The ones who actually subsidize that sweet parking lot full of nice, expensive cabinetry. Cars, not cabinets, cars. Then, around 7 (pm) if im not too tired from making boxes and sawdust, I go for a nice bicycle ride. My proposal is this: How about everyone pay me, to build what I want, when I want, how I want, for who I want. Let's bypass the middle man in Washington, and just pay me directly. We don't get enough benefits for me and my employees, so I will be sure to purchase some sort of benefits with all the money you send. We need a new building too. This one will be too small now that we have so much work to do. Oh, and a few new tools. I really like the Altendorf sliders, and a new edgebander. I will hire alot of unemployed folks who need work so send lots of money. I am also considering land in North Las Vegas next to the freeway for a cabinet lot. Send checks Payable to Deep Creek Designs in Springville, Utah 84663 USA.

Im glad we are all on the same page now that you all agree with me. It sure makes sense. Now, with so many unemployed folks working at Deep Creek, I will have more time and money so I can ride my bike (maybe a new one...) and I won't be tired anymore. I will sleep in a little, and go home earlier. Thanks. I really appreciate it. I will be sure to post pictures of all the projects we do. Maybe I will get another car...